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"The empire struck back..."
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Console, Inc. the one and only, is moving again. You can tell by all the tweets, retweets, and likes how much people care. I guess with the onslaught of media cover and public reception, and to prepare for the immediate release of the much awaited ConsoleTab, the CEO and his large company needed to upgrade offices, again.

Or maybe he's just moving from his parents' extra bedroom to the garage?
Christopher Price Wrote:We're not going to ask our teammates in Europe to burn midnight oil to ship source code this weekend. Some cannot even leave their homes, and are under curfew. France is in a state of emergency.




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(03-27-2017, 04:38 PM)Mary Wrote: Console, Inc. the one and only, is moving again.

He must be talking about these guys: http://www.iix.net/about-console-inc/
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"unforseen maintenance issues" = My mom told me to move my crap because she's putting a bubble hockey table down here.
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Looking at the legitimate Console company's page:

Yo Chris!

If you want your sham company to look legitimate, you need some pictures of your "team"!

Here, I'll help you out with a start:

[Image: M9evmRg.png]

By the way, whatever happened with young Robert and the promised trinkets?
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(03-29-2017, 03:36 PM)sortan Wrote: Here, I'll help you out with a start:


Can't stop laughing.  Well done!
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I finally thought to myself, after seeing the good ole'  sign next to all of CPs posts about ConsoleTab, "Considering he's lied about everything else, I'm 99% certain there was no filed trademark and he lied about this too.

So I went to the United States Patent and Trademark Office website and used the Trademark Electronic Search System (TESS). I queried two things: Christopher/Chris Price and ConsoleTab respectively. Of course, nothing. He even lied about the tablet having a trademark. 

What is wrong with this fucking person.

   
Christopher Price Wrote:We're not going to ask our teammates in Europe to burn midnight oil to ship source code this weekend. Some cannot even leave their homes, and are under curfew. France is in a state of emergency.




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Christopher Price is the L. Ron Hubbard of technology. So many words, so few tangibles.
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(04-02-2017, 10:43 AM)Mary Wrote:
I finally thought to myself, after seeing the good ole'  sign next to all of CPs posts about ConsoleTab, "Considering he's lied about everything else, I'm 99% certain there was no filed trademark and he lied about this too.

So I went to the United States Patent and Trademark Office website and used the Trademark Electronic Search System (TESS). I queried two things: Christopher/Chris Price and ConsoleTab respectively. Of course, nothing. He even lied about the tablet having a trademark. 

What is wrong with this fucking person.

Dare you to file for the trademark lolol

$100 says he will file it now. You know he checks this place.
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Hey guys,

There's a few news pieces about ConsoleTab, how it's the only tablet in the US running Windows+Android, how it's available for $299, plus all the other bullshit CP puts out. Considering it doesn't even exist I decided people need to know so I've started to leave comments. Everyone should do the same:

http://www.androidguys.com/2016/08/19/co...preorders/

http://www.eweek.com/mobile/349-consolet...nd-android

https://devmesh.intel.com/projects/consoletab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G09y84xjh4c
Christopher Price Wrote:We're not going to ask our teammates in Europe to burn midnight oil to ship source code this weekend. Some cannot even leave their homes, and are under curfew. France is in a state of emergency.




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In today's news: Serial vaporware pusher, scam artist, and technology veteran Christopher Price tells Google what to do. You think they're one of the Fortune 500 companies who hired him for consulting?

   
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